Acceptance Speech

Wow, this is such a surprise!!! I thought I was going to be one of those crazy artists that no one cares about when they're alive and I see no money or fame and then when I die I sort of get a little attention 50 years later and not much else. Wow, oh my God.

I guess God has a sense of humor after all. All my friends are here. Hey Teresa! She's going to be in a bikini soon posing for me. Telling me that I'm the greatest artist of all time. Wow. Thanks.

I'd like to thank my parents for all their support even though they thought I was pretty crazy. They still sent money.

to be continued...