Chinatown Garbage Dig

Thursday the 8th is the Chinatown Garbage Taxidermy Tour. You should come, bitch. In a nutshell, we put on latex gloves and dig in Chinatown garbage to find things that we can make taxidermy out of. Afterwards we drink beers at the bar. In fact, the first five people to show up for the tour, get a beer on me. What fun this is. Then after it's all over, if you're lucky, we all go home and make love to this. Sorry, I just had to get that song in this post somehow. Such a lovely song, no? By the way, ladies, I swear to God I'm not gay even though this video would strongly suggest otherwise.