Chinatown Garbage Taxidermy Tour Tonight

I know there's like a snowstorm coming or something. But..er...uuhh.... actually nevermind you should really, really definitely stay home because there's a snowstorm coming. What the hell am I thinking? Well, I'm contractually obligated to be here tonight digging through the garbage, so if you feel like doing something insane, I'll be there. I promise to keep it too the point. Warm drinks after as per usual.