Really Love Your Olives, Want To Shake Your Trees

I generally shy away from being vain enough to plaster my face here (or do I??) but this is a gift to Sac on the first day of Hanukkah. I'm standing on a dead and naked Julia Allison.

Bad Hanukkah: Hitchens (Radosh has the best response)
Not That Bad Hanukkah: Jewcy (you finally got me at "lessening consumerism")