So Many "Top" Jokes, None of Them Funny

On the third night of Hanukkah (are you feeling it yet??), I am offering one YM reader something very special - the opportunity to see Malcolm Gladwell speak at the Y on Monday. (Oh, a whole new slew of programs went on sale today. It's not consumerism when you spend non-profit!) I think he'll be performing magic tricks for the first time on stage. I am going with Rex, his friend Robin of Snarkmarket and I have one extra ticket. Afterwards we'll be talking up some serious blog shit. OFF THE RECORD. Earmuffs (made from Gladwell's curlies) will burn! I can't say what you have to do or how I am selecting, but it's fair to assume that the arbitrary methodology is only surpassed by the indescribable sincerity of this offer.