Googlebummed: Lindsay Robertson, You're Next

Remember the lazy prop post in blogging days of bore when people would list the top search terms that brought traffic to their site? It was usually wacko stuff like "french anal monkey batter" and other web backwash involving robots and rape. Maybe even a good ol' tmesis like "bed fucking time." (I'm sure Lindsayism circa 2004 cataloged and mocked this practice.) Well, not that it's a matter of pride or importance, but I never did it. To make up for lost yuckity-yucks, I'm giving it a go now that YM results are comprised mainly of specific people names.

Probably not coincidence (or shocking), but I would fuck almost everyone on this list. In descending order of popularity*:

lauren bush
jared kushner
nate hill
jessica stam
will leitch
sloane crosley
emily gould
linda ronstadt
leigh lezark
jessica pressler
alex balk
dana vachon

And just think, 3lizab3th 5pi3r5 (hacker-style!) used to worry that Googling her name would lead people here with a list of all the places that fired her.

*Of course, "ass sex" and its fraternal twin "sex ass" (where you can catch a glimpse of my roommate's butt) are perennial favorites too.