I don't have to prove that I am creative

My thoughts: Holy shit, it's like Children of the Corn, except they killed all the black people and all the women ... I feel like I've scanned past the same photo 352 times ... and as though Winer and Searls should be intoning, ominously, As you are now, I once was ... that Little Green Assholes guy looks like Ed Gein and I am unsurprised ... I will never achieve success as a blogger until I grow tits and become Asian ... apparently, once you move out of your parents' house you can smoke all the cigars you want.

...Oh, and: SUCK IT, DOBKIN!