Overture in New York
She: What is the definition of "intern-hot" anyhow? I always thought of it as being ok face, sylvan bod. There's a work study kid sitting outside right now that I'd tap in a heartbeat, speaking of.
He: Based on [indecipherable acronym] interns I met and your comment, I'd have to revise that to something more obviously degrading.
Astoria-not-going-to-the-gym-enough-in-their-thirties-but-coasting-not-
really-on-the-fact-that-drunk-guys-wanted-to-fuck-them-in-college-and-
never-thought-about-how-much-more-competitive-a-place-like-New-York-is-
yet-still-see-themselves-as-fabulous-as-Carrie-Bradshaw-without-realizing-
she-looks-like-a-horse-a-Jew-horse-hot?
She: Ouch. Yet still, it's pretty easy for a girl to get laid in this town, even if she is rode-hard-and-put-away-wet.
He: Based on [indecipherable acronym] interns I met and your comment, I'd have to revise that to something more obviously degrading.
Astoria-not-going-to-the-gym-enough-in-their-thirties-but-coasting-not-
really-on-the-fact-that-drunk-guys-wanted-to-fuck-them-in-college-and-
never-thought-about-how-much-more-competitive-a-place-like-New-York-is-
yet-still-see-themselves-as-fabulous-as-Carrie-Bradshaw-without-realizing-
she-looks-like-a-horse-a-Jew-horse-hot?
She: Ouch. Yet still, it's pretty easy for a girl to get laid in this town, even if she is rode-hard-and-put-away-wet.
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