The YouTube Variations Or: Why Waste Your Sunday Afternoon Bitching About Some Page Six Tell-All That Has Nothing Whatsoever To Do With You.

"Hey what up? I heard that you're one of the world's greatest pianists. I really am a big fan of yours because music is my biggest passion. Sorry to say this, but I haven't got any movies because I just joined this YouTube today. You're really good, man! One of the best recordings! By the way, do you write your own music? If you do, then that'll be really awesome! Good luck!"