Tommy Carcetti, Can You Hear Me?

How much did this catch us by surprise? We never had the chance to play pit boss with the disabled card and write op-eds that asked voters, "Is New York ready for a blind or deaf Governor?" (We were stuck with dumb.) But now I'm sure America's deaf lobby will start looking for its Gary Malkowski.

Speaking of blind politicians (not the metaphorical ones), I imagine they're not as picky with the quality of their hookers, thus passing the savings on to constituents.

The New Albany: The Blind Leading the...ok, this is old and stupid. I'm gonna go back to watching Zionist slideshows of Sderot bombings.