Monday, March 03, 2008

You know who else liked brown shirts?

Anyone else following the Las Vegas ricin investigation? The cops keep saying they don't suspect it's terrorism-related, just that the guy had enough ricin to kill the entire city, was armed to the teeth, and had a copy of an "anarchist-type textbook," which any proper subversive knows is actually not such a great resource unless you're trying to blow off your hands.

I digress. Thing is that anyone who ekes out a living by drawing covers for sci-fi novels and whose closest friend is a cat is bound to carry a grudge against humanity that is far larger than Las Vegas and probably involves a history of atomic wedgies and skin conditions that kept him out of the military.

But this is not classified as terrorism because the real face of terrorism is two students with fireworks.
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