Fat Fag Hav Nag

99 has been jeopardizing our status as a Top Music Blog™. You felt it, sideways probably, and even his "#1 fan" Maura's Maura was reduced to incongruent tumbling, if that's not a redundancy in terms. By stretching the limits with Rolling Stone cover bands like Radiohead and The Clash, he's made a lubricated Goatse of our proud spindle hole tradition.

This is not to disrespect those bands which deserve all the fucklore admiration chucked on them but surely we can tailor a snob-superior service to showcase the vein-glorious crap crawling under less shuffled rocks. It's now my job to plug the dam, say no fat beaver and do this Rip Off style.

My antidote: Officer and Car Thieves.

The Car Thieves songs below are from their split with Supercharger (aka The Mummies' favorite band) and I don't remember the story but the Car Thieves are probably Supercharger or The Mummies or both. Whatever, this stuff sucks and you should love it.

"Fat Faggots Gotta Lose" / "Hava Nagila"