No, I'm not done yet.

Two ex-NYPD cops are alleging that they have discovered a nationwide network of serial killers. Their victims? 40 mostly white college dudes. Their method? Drowning in large bodies of water. These bloodthirsty monsters are fiendishly clever--they're covering their tracks by making the deaths look like the result of a drunken whoopsie off a bridge! And they're leaving behind an irrefutably unique calling card: smiley face graffiti.

Then here we have the story of James Lee Woodard, who was, until today, "the longest-serving wrongly convicted man in the nation to be exonerated by DNA testing." 27 years in prison, because he was labeled a writ abuser with outlandish claims. Let's hope that the team in charge of the Nationwide Serial Killer Clown Posse Investigation learns from this. No matter how fucking preposterous a theory might seem, you know? Hell, if DNA can prove a man innocent of rape and murder...