You Think This Is Abuse?

I will probably write about this in more detail elsewhere (yes, I will blog at any place, any time), but it needs to be said as clearly as possible: You must avoid "Redbelt" at all costs. Have you ever wondered what "The Karate Kid III" could have been if it was written by the guy who made "The Spanish Prisoner"? "Redbelt" is a lot like that, only KK3 is slightly more plausible and 15 times more entertaining. Revenge is a dish best served without Tim Allen.

Or to put it another way--can you believe the guy responsible for the absolute gem above also expects you to pay Broadway prices to see this ...?



You fucking child.