A Call To (Third) Arms

Being that this is a media-ish blog with an appropriate capital-S Semitic presence, one here has to wonder why the Jews are being called out lately by a bunch of media-ish people. First, by the New Yorker, for supposedly not having the drinking acumen of their Goyim brethren, and now, by one Gawker ex-pat tell-allist, for not-so-vaguely alluding that the latest notch - the formidably "highbrow" Yid, Keith Gessen (and at least few others before him) - has many, many nerve endings in a small, small place. Well, we cop: 50% of the Jews on this blog can't, in fact, hold their booze. And some of us may indeed not be John Holmes. [Ed.- Kid, do your homework.] But we also aren't her: someone who preaches the virtue of her own skewered, post-modern quasi-Feminism about women young and old appropriately respecting themselves (especially in this new 2.0 age of whatever), and proceeding to fuck-and-tell on one former fling after another on her way to the top. Of who? We're not sure. But we do know this: that place sure as shit counts integrity for peanuts. And in this age of anti-discretion feminism, we must now ask all penises, far, wide, narrow and circumspect, to stand up, with virtue matching in scale, and embrace the dick inside. She sure did. Video below.




Related: Emily Gould Takes The Personal Blog To New York Times Magazine (via Gawker)

Update: Some have questioned the date of this video and to be honest, we have no idea. Some of us are still playing 1998 over and over in our heads. Your guess is as good as ours on who she's talking about.