Monday, May 19, 2008

Krucoff Says No One Reads the Left Side of the Blog Anymore; Let's Test That Theory

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: JESUS CHRIST there is some annoying woman in the conference room from the tone of her voice

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: she sounds like a Greenwich Village activist type and they're having some contentious meeting with the door open

PissesInBathtubs:
Berman acolyte?

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: And I'm about to stab her to death

PissesInBathtubs: ooh, Miss Rep scoop!

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: Seriously, I could call you right now and put it on speakerphone and you could hear her, 20 feet away

PissesInBathtubs: Aw, look Andrew took the linkbait

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: She is wearing a baseball cap and Ingrid Sischy glasses she has pockmarked skin and appears to be wearing leggings

PissesInBathtubs: Get a photo!

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: Which linkbait?

PissesInBathtubs: The Karp tumblr shit linked right up in the panderingtogaymenbar

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: Ah, yes

PissesInBathtubs: I've been trying to drop my key phrases when I tumblroonie to see if I can pass myself off as you. For this I'm thinking: "So whose dick are you trying to suck here? Karp or Denton?"

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: Wait, let me watch the videos first then we'll have a race.

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: Jesus Christ, this is worse than when Kottke thought that the bloggers had taught the world to love Jeff Buckley. I mean, we could have a fucking drinking game naming all the pop cultural apocalypse now references and be staggering home barking like dogs before we were halfway done. That is some weak shit.

DanaHatesCleverIMHandles: NTM don't those dudes know how popular those stupid fucking helicopters are? They sell out on Woot in like ten minutes. I've been trying to get them for my cousin's kids for months now and they always sell out. MY GOD THIS WOMAN IS LIKE A ROZ CHAST CARTOON COME TO LIFE!

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