Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics: July 2008

Number of Statistics in this month's stats post: 1. This one. Know why?

Because July fucking sucked. Want to know what happened? Some dead beast washed up in Montauk, nobody knows what the fuck it was. I got dumped, because I'm an asshole. 99 went to the Midwest because he hates us. Dana left because she hates us. Curt left because he hates us. I made some money from Radar posting an article there I was going to post here, because I hate us, and Andrew's ready to give up the entire thing but he knows I need someone to look after me like a lost child in a mall, so even though he hates us, he's not leaving yet, he's just waiting for the mall security to show up. The Dramaspora continues, Day One Hundred and Whatever. We have no idea who's blogging on the Columblr anymore: it's something like three Jews, a Goy, and possibly a Bahai. This place is a wasteland. Some of us were in a video. Something about Keith Gessen. Something about charity. Something about Keith Gessen and charity and recycling ostensible altruism that's really just self-indulgent jackassery. What else? I don't know. Some shit about Rex. Whatever. I'm just glad July is over.

Previously - Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics: June 2008.