Volcanos

Denton is either the smartest, luckiest or gayest person on earth. (I'm thinking two out of the three.) Not only does he score a major boost in page views with the Tom Cruise video, but he posts it himself, thereby absolving himself of the need to pay a lowly editor the 17 grand the traffic would have generated so far. And he gets a reach-around from the NYT.

It's clear he cannot be stopped with conventional means. Time to go nuclear, people.